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*pumps fist* YESSS!!! Some of my money came in today. As soon as I heard I went to the store and did some shopping. Here are the luxury items I got:
– Cranberry juice
– Lots of soup
– Bananas
When I feel well enough to consume solid foods without barfing, it will be even sweeter. Tomorrow I am going in to town to buy some WeightGain 3000 and InstantMuscle pills and and get back all the muscle that I lost in the last couple of weeks. Then I’m going to work out, box and run every day until I turn in to a killer MACHINE. Watch out!!
Oh, I shaved off my mohawk today. It’s a symbol of my broken spirit and shit. This girl Sarah did it for me. Her exboyfriend Dan is a business partner of a Fillipino girl who went out with Yanni for seven years. Yanni still calls her apparently.
You wanna hear a story?
Today I went to school to film a process video for my corporate documentary. I had no script and it’s due next Tuesday. Fortunately, I got Annie in my group to book the equipment for a couple of days so it’d go smoothly.
I got there and Annie tells me she only booked until this afternoon.
It didn’t bother me.
She told me she got the wrong type of camera.
It didn’t bother me.
She told me she didn’t get lighting equipment.
It didn’t bother me.
The camera guy told me he could only be around for a hour.
It didn’t bother me.
I am beyond caring. See the smile on my face! I have achieved artifical temporary happiness in the face of my indifference to everything going wrong. Every one of group assignments that could’ve gone wrong has gone wrong. So it’s not that big of a deal anymore. Damned if you do, damned if you don’t. Ha ha ha!
A close friend of mine is pretty close to coming out of the closet.
That’s all for today! I’m going drinking.
