Holiday Goodness

Man, it’s great to be on holiday. It’s been a hectic first half of year and I’m on top of the world right now. Kicking back my feet and relaaaaxing. Let me tell you how I did nothing for six days. I’m sure this isn’t very interesting to read but I don’t really care.

On Wednesday I met up with my friend Denise to watch Shanghai Knights. Good mindless fun. I spent the night at Denise and Mcgees house. We stayed up talking about lesbians. Almost on cue, Christine text messaged me telling me she was digging some hot lesbian action on tv. I gotta remember that show next Wednesday.

On Thursday I went to see Denise and Mcgee’s work at the documentary screenings at uni. It took SEVEN HOURS. Virtually all the docos were awesome though except for one glaringly awful exception. Unfortunately, the guy who made it was a buddy so no one had the heart to tell him his film sucked. He was pretty adamant that it was decent and he even thought the markers had a grudge against him or something. And since no one had the cajones to tell him otherwise, I think he hates these two tutors now. Too bad.

Went to the pub afterwards to celebrate. Got kinda drunk but couldn’t keep up with Mcgee and Mel. Mcgee was playing pool and dancing like Elaine in Seinfeld. Mel BIT ME three times (!). Six days later, I still have teeth-marks in my shoulder. Mel is funny like that when she’s drunk. She spilt red wine on my white shirt the time before that. But its all good.

On Friday I saw Secretary with Mcgee. Didn’t understand it at all. Neither did she. Can anyone explain this film to me? Maybe you have to be in to the whole sadism and masochism stuff but I couldn’t work out why anyone fell in love, when anyone fell in love or how they fell in love. It’s just all spanking and nudity and humiliating a sexy submissive secretary. Mcgee FINALLY bought the last four issues of New X-men which I promptly borrowed off her. I spent the night at Denise and Mcgees.

On Saturday, I had lunch in Subiaco with a bunch of people. We knew the girl who was waitressing but unfortunately, she fucked up our order and we got her in trouble. Oops. Mcgee and this dude Phillip came back to my house to mooch around and do nothing in particular. Back to Mcgee’s for dinner. Phillip cooks a MEAN taco feast. After eating we ordered some meat and shrimp pizza and watched the Jackass DVD. Spent the rest of the night lying around like SLOTHS soaking up the holiday goodness and the fact that we have no assignments or anything. Spent the night at Mcgee and Denises.

Went to university to touch up my corporate documentary before me and Sarah show it to the clients tomorrow morning. We’re pretty nervous. Hope they like it.

Finally emailed my travel agent regarding the trip to Brunei. Should get a reply and booking by tomorrow.

Tonight I’m curling up with a bowl of icecream and playing videogames.

Man it’s good to be on holiday. It’s even sweeter after such a long and trying semester.

Mmmmm….