The FAT Website est. 1999
Hello all, long update alert.
Last wednesday I went to Warped Tour, which was awesome. I will put some pics up as soon as I hurry up and finish the film so I can get them developed.
Bands I saw:
The Ataris
Dropkick Murphys
Pennywise
The Used
Thrice
The Unseen
Andrew W.K.
Avenged Sevenfold
Poison The Well
Less Than Jake
Suicide Machines
S.T.U.N.
And Last, and by no means least…
RANCID!!!!!
You have to understand, this is my first time every seeing Rancid, so I am stoked. I am still stoked about it a week later.
They played all the best shit: (journey to the end of the east bay, ruby soho, timebomb, wars end, roots radicals, St. Mary, Tenderloin, Salvation) as well as a song from the new album, Indestructible, and it sounded sick.
I also got to meet some cool people, I met all of Less Than Jake, I met Tim and Lars from Rancid in the line for food, I met the singer of Dropkick, whos name escaped me. Oh, and I met Kris Roe from the Ataris…all very cool people.
I have a new girlfriend, who I have been with now for about a month. Her name is Bonnie and she is perfect. She is like a more attractive female version of me. The first time I met her, I asked her what her favorite song of all time was, and she said “History of A Boring Town.” The woman is perfect.
I will put a pic up soon.
My first update on this site, (Well, not actually technically the first, but the first one where I was not introducing myself was as follows)
I just got home from work. Very boring. But its better than Mike’s dream job of a shoveling shit. But not much.
The only real thing I have to look forward to in my day is the lunatic fork lift truck driver who is undoubtedly a few cards short of a full deck. That and the woman who works in reception who obviously fancies me. She’s like 30 something, but everytime I come in she likes goes out of her way to get up and wave at me and engage me in conversation. It’s really flattering. heheh
my list of things that would be great right now (and none of them involve bubbles)
1. To be in a pub with a cold beer
2. To have Jeanne here
3. To get some inspiration and finish that dammn song I have half written
4. To have my balls shaved by 3 playboy bunnies
5. Sex
I got a junk mail today informing me how best to clean out my intestine. Not only should I watch what I eat, I should get colonic irrigation like twice a year. I reackon that would be well weird. Someone sticking a hose up your ass and letting rip. But I can imagine it feeling great afterwards, but on the other hand weighing like, 10 kilos less.
The email was really graphic too. It takes a lot to offend me, but it really turned my stomach. Here’s an excerpt:
“.I came off the Cleanse today and I am SO IMPRESSED! I could not believe the filth and slime that came out! And so MUCH of it! Where does it all come from? Amazing!”
S. Ward, Tucson, Arizona
How foul is that?
Speaking of which, I took a crap after a heavy night the other day and it weighed 5 kilos. Thats a big fucking shit!
I’m going to go now before this turns into another one of Angela’s updates…or is it too late for that?
“and new year’s eve was as boring as heaven, I watched flies fuck on channel 11” that was for mike.
I got a minus on my Karma for my last update. Is that bad?
Things havent changed much
Oh, one more thing….That little soundbyte in the middle of “Your Boyfriend Sucks” by the Ataris, what is that from? You know the one…where he is rambling on about getting the girl to lift up the button on the door?
Mike? Jassa? Anyone?
Posted by Sam @ 05:10 AM AST [Link] [3 comments]
Replies: 3 comments
…doesn’t beer have bubbles…
Posted by Dee @ 07/18/2003 07:47 PM AST
From memory, they tell you where the sound bite is from in the FAQ at www.ataris.com
Posted by Edo @ 07/18/2003 11:24 AM AST
i don’t know where that sound bite is from. though it is very cool. and shall endeavour to find out.
Andrew WK must have been awesome to see live.
Posted by mike @ 07/17/2003 06:52 AM AST
