Hot Japati

www.thefatwebsite.co.uk is at war with www.hotjapati.cjb.net.  In the excitement, both sites will get an extra 20 hits.

I don’t know about you, but www.hotjapati.cjb.net is one of the funniest sites I have ever read.  I was in fucking hysterics.  It’s one of the cleverest satire sites you can find on the internet.  All the updaters take the roles of loser homeboys who use dated 90’s slang.  There is also a character who mentions weed every sentence.  But in a clever twist on the usual role of a dope smoker who realizes it makes you fat and causes your dick to shrink, he brags about it and pretends to think he is badass, like someone who does Class A drugs.  They have hilariously bad names like G-Dog.  The site also takes a knock at the Political Correctness movement in the 90s.  There is a token black character, a token female updater and all the other classic stereotypes.  Remember the episode of the Simpsons where they introduce Poochie the Dog on Itchy and Scratchy?  The updaters on the site all talk like Poochie.  It’s fucking hilarious.

But it’s not just 90’s homeboys who they rip on.  They make fun of the 1999-2000 e/n golden age when loads of really shitty looking geocities pages cropped up.  The site is cleverly designed as a copy of Bangkingz which is a copy of The FAT Website which is a copy of SomethingAwful.com.

Basically, if you want to have a laugh at 1990s and remember how lame the whole thing was, check out this site.  I hope it sticks around for a while and someone hosts them soon.  Great site.  Consider me a daily reader.