The FAT Website est. 1999
Yesterday I went snowboarding…
Pat’s sudden outburst on the whole ‘Michelle’ thing was touching, sad, funny, and his grammar almost made sense. It was one of his best updates ever.
I was talking on ICQ to someone I love very dearly and we discussed ‘relationships’ and shit. It was all very deep and meaningful. I doubt most of you could comprehend it.
I’m suffering from fatigue, depression, nervousness and half my head is peeling off from sunburn. Better now than on the weekend I guess.
Rod and Annie will be having email-sex as you read this.
Was anyone else totally freaked out by the George W. Bush Is A Robot revelation? If you missed it, it goes like this. Below are two photos of George W. Bush taken three days apart but in the same room. Notice in the first picture he has a smug, relaxed, almost drug induced expression on his face. Now look at the second picture. where he has a smug, relaxed, almost drug induced expression on his face. The guy is a fucking robot! There are Playstation game characters who have more facial expressions than this.
And I swear that is the last time I will ever post something about American presidents.
My nickname of Dirty Chinese Man is starting to stick. Cool! Does anyone make custom t-shirts?
