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I will listen to this song on repeat for the 48 hours before the Rumble.
It’s the Royal Rumble long weekend!* Only a couple of days left before my favourite pay-per-view of the year is on.
“Ladies and Gentleman, it is now time for the Royal Rumble!
Earlier today the 30 participants who entered, drew numbers at random. In just a few moments the individuals who drew number one and number two will be in the Royal Rumble and every two minutes thereafter another individual will enter the ring according to the number he drew. Remember, in the Royal Rumble it is Every Man For Himself. And elimination occurs when a wrestler is thrown out over the top and both feet touch the floor. The one man remaining in the ring after all 30 participants have entered will be declared the winner of the Royal Rumble and will go on his way to face whoever the champion is at Wrestlemania!”
– Howard “The Fink” Finkel
*technically Australia Day weekend
