I want to be a spy

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I want a break. I need a break. I hate work. Give me a holiday any day.

I cant think of anything to say. Did i tell anyone about the time the police stopped me and my housemate one night? i think i did. Hmmm…i saw Woody Harelson the other day. And that girl from Model Behaviour. The one that got kicked out.

My braces came off. Slippery goodness. I got given free swirly condoms. Universities like giving away free condoms. They look funny.

Dont eat chicken wings. Boycott Topshop, they employ slave labour. Be good to your mother. Watch a Disney film, like Peter Pan. There was a meteor shower last nite. Take a picture of everyone you know.
Fart in the bath tub, you know its funny.

I’m out.