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Day 5- The final chapter The last people on the island are Rod, Pat, Jamie and TimDog. Tension was high as this was the day when the winner would be decided; the prize to bash another FAT member of their choice. Tim was now smoking insects as he had got sick of leaves, he was also drinking muddy water in ...

Day 4 Today everyone had extreme hangovers and Dan had got alcohol poisoning and later died. Pat and Rod laughed again. The only person who was remotely feeling allright was Timdog who was so used to drinking, the previous day was just like another walk in the park for him. Sam was still sleeping in his pile of leaves/bugs and ...

Day 3 The wrestling match had sparked lots of anger in the group, mainly directed at Rod for his savage attacks. Dan even went so far to say “I am rather miffed at Rod”. Tim at this time had ran out of smokes and turned to smoking the local tree leaves. He became ill very soon, whilst Sam was doing ...

Day 2 After Matt left the island the tension was up on who would leave next. Matt was still not seen but rumoured to have been spotted humping a coconet tree, but that was Edo speaking so it is likely to be untrue. Tim was running out of cigarettes as he only brought twenty five packs to the island, but ...

Eight members of the fatwebsite.com are marrooned out on a desert island in the middle of the pacific ocean. These being edo the ho, pat potato, spandex mike, rod the pagan god, timdog, smokley, gecko jamie and extremely brown dan. Every day Pat will decide who will leave the island in this very unfair game. The winner will get to ...

One of the hot topics on the internet at the moment is the deal with Napster.  Well here’s the simple solution for you and me.  STOP USING IT! You heard me, you festy little bitch.  Using Napster is theft.  You are STEALING someone’s fucking music.  Some poor musician goes in to do a recording only for all you freeloading bastards ...

I laughed at what was said , i’d been misled , confusing my enemies blind trust in what was put in front of me You laughed as well , in on the joke , all poker faced , fingers crossed behind your back – eyes not betraying how the deck was stacked and i’d like to be the one to ...