Ah, the FAT website. Pioneer of internet trends. After checking out Pat’s crap FAT Survivor column Robotskull and Stile Project both start their own Survivor spin offs. Went out last night with Goober and Nadia. We go to this club. Immediately, Nadia gets hit on by this seedy looking guy in a leather jacket. I have hearty laugh at this ...
Read More »Money Inc.
Well, the painfully slow transfer to Nathanism is finally complete. Now comes the arduous task of teaching all the ass-monkeys on the site how to use an FTP program (in hindsight, it would’ve been better planning if I signed up computer literate people for this site). The Fat Website Company? We’ve had an offer to turn the FAT website in ...
Read More »Old porn stash
My smelly modem is broken so now I have to update from my dad’s crippling slow Pentium 133. I found some old porn of mine on this computer that I found when I first went on the the internet in 1997. It’s very mid-nineties porn with lots of pictures of Sharon Stone, Pamela Anderson and Cindy Crawford and other unrealistically ...
Read More »Wicca wild west
I am in a good mood for some reason today. School was good, hit on this chick successfully, did all my homework and had sex. Well I didnt have sex but I still had a good day. Couple of buddies came over last night and we played NFL Blitz 2000 from 1:00am to 3:00am, man I forgot how much of ...
Read More »Daily dose of fat
Man I am tired after getting five hours of sleep last night. Yesterday I was so busy as I went to school, then peeled apples for three hours and then went to a party and then went online for two hours. Then today I had smelly driver training for five hours, then another party tonight. I think I will lie ...
Read More »Yo, yo, mutta fo
Not much has been happening my side of Brunei except a heavy workload from school and preparations for the party. Check it out. Majid designed the site. Thinking of taking an early morning start on Saturday and going down to Gadong to play Counterstrike at NetCom, the new internet centre. Should be great fun, if I can get up early ...
Read More »Pointless update
Who would have thought it would have been Rekishi, that ran over ‘Stone Cold’ Steven Austin? I mean whats up with that? Here’s the full story… ‘Rikishi then grabbed the mic and admitted his guilt. He then said he didn’t do it for himself, that he instead did it for The Rock. He said he saw Austin standing in the ...
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Hey, Sorry it’s been a while. Front page is fucked so I have to do this update in HTML, my full apologies if it fucks everything up. I tried, also ignore any spelling or grammer errors as I can’t check em. But then, if you have ever read anything Pat has written it is unlikely that you would notice them ...
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I added a new poll to start some controversy as the forum hasnt had any abuse lately. You know what I hate when your grandparents come to visit and sleep in your room. This leaves me the couch, that sucks. They are staying for the next five weeks and I have to sleep on the couch. Well looking on the ...
Read More »Lots of chibai
I got my first report card back today for English. I have done nothing literally, no homework with the exception of reading 1984, mind you I didnt finish it. My grade was an A, what the hell. I did nothing to deserve that A, compared to my last school where my work effort deserves a D. Man, it just shows ...
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