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Well, for those of you who don’t know. At the moment I am in the Mediterranean country of Lebanon. It borders Syria and just north of Israel. I have been here for almost a month now and can say with some conviction that the place is absolutely psycho. The drivers are just crazy! It seems to make no difference that ...

Today I went Snowboarding up on a mountain called Silverstar. It was pretty cool, snowboarding is getting better now that I don’t fall on my ass cheeks every ten seconds. Jesus!, theres so many Australians up there, it feels like being in Australia again. I forgot how they spoke as I have been hanging around too many Canadians that only ...

Last night, I was at the Yacht Club with Mike, Matt and Dan for dinner.  Chloe was there with her parents too.  She didn’t come to our New Year party!  So we just all stared angrily at her breasts from where we were sitting. I’m kidding of course.  We sat there very maturely and discussed demonic possession of South African ...

TheFatWebsite.com is back ladies and Gentelmen. The world comes together to give the boys a standing applause to welcome them back online. And it is now 2001. Year 2000 has finished and my god what a year it has been. Probably one of the most eventful years of my life. Top Ten moments of 2000: 1. Moved to Canada 2. ...

As I look back on the past year, I notice that the year 2000 was, in many respects, a year of change for me. Not only that, but it was the year I fully entered the realm of webpage creation that was first explored through the tentative efforts of my personal site (which was pretty bad actually, before it got ...

An Oakley Family Christmas Well another year over, another Christmas and new year flown by as we all sit back in out lazy boys and say “Where did the year go eh?” and then we all hmm and ahh about how quickly it went. To be honest with you, I have to agree that I am one of the millions ...

The award winning, ass kicking, penis pumping website is back!  Another year, another new look.  But our goal is still the same.  To become the most popular website in the world (we’re on to plan b).  And in the process we’ll give you some of that good html-style lovin’ as we smother our java scripted scrotum over the hairy vaginal ...

9.00 AM – Wake up.  It’s absolutely pissing down with rain. 9.45 AM – Phone Chloe and ask if she is coming to Goodview Hotel for New Years.  She says ‘maybe’.  That obviously means ‘no, fuck off’.  Damn.  Damn.  Damn.  Damn. 10.00 AM  Put pants on. 11.00 AM  Mike and Matt arrive.  Play Virtua Tennis on Dreamcast and start physically ...

Away from the shores of Brunei I had an opportunity to make this New Year a lot of fun. I think I succeeded. Woke up at 8.30 am, and decided that it was too early to get up. So I went back to sleep and got up at around 10 am. Hey, I’m on holiday.  After an indeterminable length of ...

To say in one word, i can describe new years as “eventful”. I was supposed to be at about three places including a smoke up session, a dinner and a party in a nearby town. So being the weirdo I am, I decided to go to the nearby town party. So I get picked up and go there. It takes ...