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I can’t believe how scathing that last (or should I say, first) post was. I hope I haven’t offended anybody. I’ve just got this incredible anger against the world. No, I’m not a psychopath, I just have the flu and you know how illness tends to make you all indignant. One almost hates the world when one is sick, don’t ...

It’s been a bad day.  I got very average exam results, it rained all day, and apparently I owe Annie six beers! Rod told me to beat up anyone that even ‘looks at Annie sideways’.  So watch out! We’ve got more photos developed from recent parties and all I can say is: Mike is busted! Look at that dirty look ...

Yesterday I went snowboarding… Pat’s sudden outburst on the whole ‘Michelle’ thing was touching, sad, funny, and his grammar almost made sense.  It was one of his best updates ever. I was talking on ICQ to someone I love very dearly and we discussed ‘relationships’ and shit.  It was all very deep and meaningful.  I doubt most of you could ...

Waaah! What a gangsteeeeer! Yesterday, I dyed my hair. School is going to go apeshit, I can feel it already. Oh well, it washes out in 100 washes. they can make me do one of two things. One is take a lot of showers, or the other is either dye it out or shave it off. Neither of which I ...

After an uneventful five-hour flight from Perth, I am now back in Brunei, and my legs are still killing me. Last Friday night was spent roaming the nightclubs of Perth city, checking out the social scene, and meeting up with hot chicks from my old school. The lights, the music, the alcohol, it was all a sensory overload, the like ...

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Rod and Annie, Sittin’ in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-G… I think her email address is iwantrodsbody@suckonhisnipples.com Have I made love to Kate? No! That crazy bird Dian ruined everything when she tried to molest Kate and cop a feel of her boob. I just comforted Kate and we embraced each other in the dead of the night whispering sweet nothings while ...

Yesterday I went snowboarding (ooo…what else is new) and I am getting better, snowboarding can now be stereotyped as being ‘sexy’, nearly as sexy as that volleyball in that ‘Cast away’ movie. My new Dell computer is arriving on friday, (mmmm new computer). It has cool features such as, I dont freaking remember, but they were good. I will also ...

No, you’re not hallucinating, this is a bona fide update from yours truly, the Rt. Hon. Roderick I. Nicol, Esq. I thought this site could do with an update that makes no mention of the tragically dull NZ barn-rave scene, so here goes…well, I’m here in lively Londonium, the city of dreary weather and even drearier clubs, the city that, ...

Holidays Nearly Over. Back to Suffering. I’m tired. I’ve spent the last four days in a seaside resort on a tropical island, enjoying the sun, and going on my dad’s boat (he’s richer than you) spending lazy hours soaking up the sun’s rays and eating oysters. Fuck, it was boring! It was the worst four days ever! I can’t believe ...