This weekend should be fun, look at this: 1. Seven hours of painting 2. Twelve hours of making Sandwiches 3. Survivor Party 4. Some chick’s party Maybe the first two would be fun for a prisoner, but the next two look more like the shit I am looking for. I am so relived that the site isn’t closing, if it ...
Read More »Thank God For Bizzos and Marshmellows
So we are saved. Thanks to Bizzos and Marshmellows who will host us. So you can still read about our ‘wacky antics’ and ‘outrageous real life dramas’ that we can all relate to and spot members on the site who remind us of ourselves and friends that we know. Incidentally, I spent 200 dollars on new DVDs today and Pat ...
Read More »I wanna read good news, good news
…I wanna be innocent again. I wanna read good news, good news But nothing good is happening… Apologies for the emo band quote, but it fits. quick rundown: 2 weeks ago I got in a car accident. Nothing major, some guy cut me off, I ran into the side of him. Broke the fuck outta my car, but the insurance ...
Read More »The Meaning of History, the Internet, and Human Civilisation
Days like today are few and far between. Today, I woke up early, didn’t miss one minute of lectures, skipped my usual ten-pieces-of-bacon breakfast, joked and laughed with everyone I talked to, got smashed, slept well (albeit briefly) and the whole experience left me feeling like a million bucks. I can’t put a finger on what it was that made ...
Read More »The Lisa House Rules
Lisa, don’t stress. Presented for the benefit of the FAT website readers attending the party on Saturday, here is her list of twenty rules to obey. If you misbehave, Tom the Bouncer will nut-slap you in his spandex and throw you out the house. So here we go: Lisa’s House Party Rules Don’t drink too much Don’t do drugs Don’t ...
Read More »A Rare Incursion into Kitsch-HTML Courtesy of Rod-do
This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else. This is Rod blogging as Edo. [For those of you who don’t take the time to read the forum, well, work out what’s going on here for yourselves] I am devasted cos some girl broke my heart. Never mind, I got sugardaddies and ...
Read More »Edo updating as Sam
This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else. This is Edo blogging as Sam. I noticed an interesting phenomenon this Sunday. It was the day after the ISB Disco. I woke up and thought ‘shit, i can do everything’ and it was then that I noticed what i will refer to ...
Read More »Dan updating as Rod
This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else. This is Dan blogging as Rod. As I was musing through the mysteries of existence and endeavouring to answer the questions that incessantly plagued my weary mind, it occurred to me to forego such pedantic matters and that an update for the hideously ...
Read More »Soul crushing mind numbing free time
This weekends lineup: Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Party Alison and Lisa’s 100 People In Spandex Party Beer and Bandar Thursday. Translation: This should be a good weekend for parties. So what to do until then? Free time sucks. I’m going out of my mind with boredom. I need to do some work. Or find a really really cool ...
Read More »Holy crap, that was unfunny
You know an International School disco is special when five minutes in, the three girls you come with are all in tears. Kate thought the disco was cool because she ‘didn’t get expelled’. Might I add that she looked really really hot. (mental note: sexsexsexsexsexsexsexsexsex) Jess was crying all the time and she told me she wanted to punch some ...
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