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That weekend that went by was allright. The painting was actually better than I thought, kinda fun and achieving to be honest, then again I probably will be bored with it by the time I finish it off in the summer. Then I went to ‘that chicks’ party, which was cool until the cops showed up and kicked everyone out, ...

www.thefatwebsite.co.uk is at war with www.hotjapati.cjb.net.  In the excitement, both sites will get an extra 20 hits. I don’t know about you, but www.hotjapati.cjb.net is one of the funniest sites I have ever read.  I was in fucking hysterics.  It’s one of the cleverest satire sites you can find on the internet.  All the updaters take the roles of loser ...

After reading about Edo’s difficulties with the server (yes, I do have access to the site mail as well) I didn’t want to post again until it had moved to its new home. Shows how strong my resolve is. I’m feeling depressed. But I feel a bit better because my sister gave me one of those cheap gummi things. You ...

I feel naked.  Why are people talking about me? First, Rod’s update says that people whisper that I dress up in women’s clothing. Then Livie tells me that her site was censored by her school.  And they mentioned something about the FAT website too.  Well, since we have nothing to do with ISB, there’s nothing they can do (it’s sort ...

Hey, what a coincidence, I had the same argument with Rod like the one with his friend on the way back from the pub.  Rod was saying I shouldn’t get a tattoo of Kate on my arm.  What does he think he is?  My mom?  What a dick! I forgot to add the Vote button to my own site for ...

I can’t write like other people, or act like them, or even think like them. When I see Justin going stir-crazy on his site, I feel a pang of pleasure and, yes, even companionship in my deranged lunacy. Nice word, lunacy, it implies that the moon is responsible for your madness. My own personal madness probably stems from some other ...

Normally I’d be saying some cryptic comment, or discussing the joys of English Literature essays, but I’m just completely defeated at the moment. Not only am I still suffering from the ravages of post-flu-turned-chest-cold afflictions, but my entire foot seems to be in pain. I seemingly twisted it at an obscene angle last Wednesday when doing long jump for the ...

My Will Self stylings (see my last update) have lead to abuse in the chatbox. Weirdly, someone came to my aid, so I the page didn’t load up with the first line being anti-Rod racism. You know, I think MLK was a pushover. To be judged not by the colour of their skin but by their strength of character indeed! ...

It’s not so much that I don’t understand why people find Adam Sandler funny, that I could understand (if you follow), its the fact that I don’t understand why I find him funny. Me, Roderick I. Nicol (I never tell people my middle name so they’ll think the ‘I’ stands for ‘the First’, as in William I, Henry I, Charles ...

Yes, two updates in two days. Now is this cool or what, someone should pat me on the back or give me money or something. So I don’t give enough detail in my updates, I am too vague eh. I will attempt to give more detail, even though its hard as I am so used to not giving detail in ...