It’s nice to be back after… god, well over a year, maybe even two. For those of you who have not had the pleasure of meeting me or those who have forgotten, I will give you a brief life history: Name: Tim, or better yet Timothy. Nationality: New Zealander. Age: 19ish Spent most of my life in Auckland. Moved to ...
Read More »I’m a smart arse
Right. It works again. I’m in the library typing up my next project on Spike Lee. Its not going so good…it was either choosing to write about him or Margaret Thatcher. Eurgh!! Anyway, i had a good weekend. I went to Covent Garden and blew all my money on a hooded jumper. And then we went to Hyde Park and ...
Read More »Who didn’t kill Bambi?
right. i wanted to put a picture in this update. but have no clue as to how to go about doing that. so i cant. and wont. glad to see the site is working again. its annoying when its down. if you look in the archives. you may notice an enry for. december 1969. that is cool. today i continue ...
Read More »WTF is going on here?
I wrote a really long sexual update yesterday, but the site was gay and didn’t save it, so I will write it all out again, coz I am cool. For those who don’t know, I am working for an employment agency. Basically, they hook you up with temporary, boring as fuck jobs, while the people who usually do them are ...
Read More »Because this blog wasn’t getting enough badgers
6:45AM I wake up and drag myself out of bed. 7:30AM I take Sophie to work, and I prepare for my end-of-semester Psychology exam at 9:30 9:00AM Arrive at uni. Bitch about how awful this semester’s been with Hayley and Renee in the uni refectory. 9:40AM Do the exam. Oh My God! I do the two-hour exam in twenty minutes ...
Read More »Back in Brunei
I’ve been back in Brunei for a weekend now. And it’s been brilliant. Friday night with best friends, girlfriends and milo at Jubilee and it was just like old times. Sitting around and doing fuck all. It was so good. Kate sat, looking beautiful and bitching about people (you know who you are). Tom paid out EVERYONE. He was on ...
Read More »There’s no such thing as stupid ideas, only stupid people
Now, before I start, I’d like to apologise profusely to any and all who read this site, and to the other members for not posting anything these past…bloody hell! 13 days? The FTP program that I was using (Cute FTP, full version) suddenly kicked the bucket and refused to connect to the ftp server. And now, for some reason it ...
Read More »I Am Jack’s Smirking Revenge
I have lost all my creative faculties. All this reading and studying, not that it’s that much, it just inhibits me from producing anything original. So I’ll just tell you about some of the fun I had since my last update. Sibling Rivalry I have a fucked exam schedule, one right at the beginning with no study leave before it, ...
Read More »Wait, so you’re a grammar expert now?
Just because you’re the webmaster of this page doesn’t mean you’re infallible, Edo. Geez, some people get the craziest ideas in their heads nowadays. If you’d’ve put Rod’s update into context correctly you would have noticed that he was talking about one of my links in the sidebar of my DiscoFrog site. Since when have I used the word ‘obsoletion’ ...
Read More »Dancing, tiredness and fat movies
Rather tired today. Last night I went to some school dance, not my school this school called PVSS. After six shots of bacardi, a hamburger and three pieces of gum I was ready to go, and I started jiving. I danced the night away, it was sweet. But at the end of it I was sweaty, tired and hungary. Some ...
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