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My Weekend ========== An exciting dramatization of the weekend. By me. On Friday night, I went to some bar called Fuel with Shirley and Rob. Shirley does my hair and Rob has no hair. We were meeting my platonic partner in crime Polly (i wish crime had a silent ‘p’ at the start). We’d never actually been to Fuel before. ...

Well, I have pissed off someone with one of my rants enough to make them write into Edo and complain. They like fully went off on me. I must be doing something right then! You can read it under the rants section. Its quite amusing. Man, i arrived on the front page today and was torn between looking at Alyson ...

Today was a strange mix of good and bad. I burnt my tongue severly this morning when i was trying to make English trifle. I was making the rasberry jam for the trifle and didn’t let it cool long enough before i tasted it. So for half the day i ended up saying ‘vely’ instead of ‘very’. It’s just too ...

When you go to the beach always cover up incase of sandflies… ALWAYS! my god! i had a bbq at the beach (thrown together by some friends of mine for my birthday) and holy hell did i get some sandfly bites. I fucking couldnt sleep last night cause i was scratching all over the fucking place…. bastards! Anyway, in other ...

When i got back from Australia and went back to work, I missed a lot in that month including a robbery and the firing of two people. Meaning that i get all the hours. One of my buddies lost his finger the other day when he was at work. His right index finger. Scary. Must go with Sam in this ...

In commemoration of Pat’s friend who lost his index finger, I’d like all the readers to have a moments reflection about how precious their index finger is, the next time they: – Change channel – Scratch their butt – Use a computer – Finger a chick – Do the ‘pull my finger’ joke (though in hindsight, if they let you ...

gots me a job. well at least until saturday. not a very interesting job. i get to count cars going into a parking lot. but hey, it pays $15/hr and i’ll make like $300 in two days. so that’s fiiiiiinnnnneee by me. plus erin’s coming as well…so essentially we’ll make $600 which is even better. gettng payed six hundred bucks ...

It is so tempting to argue about football with Sam… but i fear for everyone else who doesnt support/follow football that it would be an immensly boring post… I was thinking… doesnt Mike look like an practicing Jew in his new picture… (this is not intended to be an insult to anyone by the way). I mean i know mum ...

shit i’m knackerd. and i’ve done sweet-fuck all today. well, i went down to the comic shop as per usual on a Wednesday afternnon. Of course, they still hadn’t put all the new comics on the shelves. so i had to wait around for an hour until they did. wasn’t too bad though, i got to oogle at Hard Covers ...

On the last day of the holiday and the first day since my birthday where the shops were still open by the time I get up, I aquired the following: 1. Ghost World, the graphic novel 2. The Never Ending Story DVD 3. New pants! 4. A Gimley mug (it’s a big angry porcelain head of the dwarf from Lord ...