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Unlike sam i was not promised anal rapage if i did not write about my weekend… but i will cover it quickly anyway. Friday: got to friends party. got really drunk. got with some girl. got high. got hungry. got sleepy. Saturday: went to watch X2 … orgasmic! this is a seriously bad ass film. Went to a show where ...

yo i had a very good week. I’ll jump on the weekend bandwagon thing and let u know what i did. Friday: went to our uni night club Area51, got drunk on 99p drinks, and walked home all loved up. Humhumhum!!! Saturday: our block had a power cut (not had one of those since the Pre Amadeo days in brunei!) ...

Edo threatened me with anal savagery if I didn’t write in the blog about the weekend. Friday night was insane. I had like 8 people all calling me wanting to hang out. So I had to coordinate a way in which I was not letting anyone down, but at the same time, not spending my entire night in a car. ...

This is a numbers and figures post. Now, then. Long time readers of our site back when it was The FAT Website will remember a site that went up called Bangkingz which was a total rip-off of the layout and format of our site. Which is understandable since we’re pretty groovy and who wouldn’t want a piece of the action ...

Still not really feeling much better today. Feeling weak, sore throat, blocked up nose and a never ending barrage of SARS jokes from my flatmate. Inspired by Mike, I have started downloading Championship Manager 4. I’ll let you know how the game plays in about 4 days or so. Tuesday is the mother of all television watching days. Ric Flair ...

After the death of Miss Elizabeth at Lex Luger’s house, police searched his home and arrested him for being in possession of 14 different illegal performance enhancing drugs. FOURTEEN. I seriously don’t think I can name that many. If you’re game, try and list that many in the comments. I’m sick. I have the flu. Therefore I think I have ...

I went to see X2 again last night after I was SOLD OUT by Wesley who ratted me out to Mcgee that I went and saw it the first time without her. Hmph. Anyways, today is an important day. I’m starting my Hulk Up scheme. After class I’m going to buy lots of proteiny stuff and eat like a mofo ...

i hate feeling ill. I also hate rainy days. Being caught in it three days straight isnt fun at all. Despite all this germery, i am still humming and smiling to myself like the idiot that i am. I had dinner cooked for me yesterday. He likes sushi too. Tonight is Friday, therefore everyone goes out on the Raz. I ...

Okay, it took EIGHT HOURS before I could watch X-Men yesterday. I was originally supposed to watch it at 2PM but quite an extraordinary set of circumstances cropped up just before every hour stopping us going to the cinema. Eight times. Finally saw it though and hoo-dilly, its pretty friggin’ awesome. So today was really quiet and boring. I cleaned ...

so many updates today! something must be wrong. I’m only updating to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN! … i dont know yours and Mike’s number so i cant call to wish you happy birthday so here’s to you! take my Karma away! i dare you! out.