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The FAT Website has had over a dozen bloggers writing about their lives around the world for over a decade. Topics cover everything from food, music, sports, travel and general musings on the minutiae of everyday life. The FAT Website blog first started in 1999 as a means for five high school friends to stay in touch as they independently traveled around the world.

Go on, say ‘beer can’ in a Jamaican accent

o who would have ever imagined this day would come… i have finally finished my school; forever! mind you all of the others on this site have so i guess it dont mean shit to you. but anyway, this is my moment and i aint gonna sell it short. Holy Shit!! i’ve finished school!! argh! how surreal! i’m gonna put ...

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I shoulda been a porn star

Yo I had the funniest day today. I woke up this morning thinking, right i gotta go help Anna with her photography project. Her theme for her project was basically Kissing, and me and Rob were going to be her subjects. It was weird making out with someone snapping away at you under the lights. It got hilarious when she ...

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A $2,000 Question

Drank a litre of cranberry juice today. I have a *hypothetical* moral question for you today: If you were given the opportunity to STEAL two thousand dollars, would you do it? Lets say the person you’d take the money from is kind of an asshole. Not a baby-killing asshole, but has a nasty disposition and a bit of a dickwad-asshole ...

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A tribute to bacon

Plenty of action in the forum involving some trolling, flame baiting and banning. Go now and read. I’m eating ungodly amounts of bacon these days. Its so damned delicious. I didn’t eat bacon for YEARS because I couldn’t eat fried food in the morning. Now I’m addicted to the damn stuff. I totally snapped at my flatmate when he finished ...

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Blah

I was thinking that next to everyone’s picture of the right of this blog site, there should be written below it, their name and where they live to show the internationalization of this site…or something to that effect. The forum here is fairly interesting: http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Sideline/4839/geobook.html I highly reccommend reading the stuff written in that. Man, i have a business diploma ...

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i hate money

my head is swimming with numbers Days til Prom: 5 Days til i get more money: 28 Money left in my account: 95 pounds I want to cry, where did all my money go??? I got 400 pounds on wednesday!!! OUUUUCH, my head wants to explode! Although….i did get a dangerously sexy dress. And shoes. Oh my god, i love ...

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Matrix Revolution was not worth the wait

So here I was thinking I was a smarty pants for knowing that they show a trailer for Matrix Revolutions at the end of Matrix Reloaded. So the movie finishes and credits rolled and we waited. And waited. And waited. Those sum-bitch credits must’ve rolled for a good ten minutes. They list all sorts of nonsense like who cooked the ...

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International Friend Day

To deal with getting over Polly, I’m taking a break from having contact with her. Polly called using the excuse of it being ‘International Friend Day’ yesterday. It struck me how silly and bizarre this whole business has got. I act all moody and bitchy but occasionally I let slip and actually sound interested and cheerful. I’m working on it. ...

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Cocky

Man, I’m in a rut. I can’t do my work for some reason. I’m suffering from major procrastination and if I don’t do anything this weekend then I’m in the poo. It took me like 10 weeks of school to notice there’s a hot girl in my Broadcast Workshop class. Ten weeks! No wonder some people think I’m gay. I ...

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What a funny language we life in

Yesterday my friend came up with the most outstanding revelation. Jesus backwards is sausage!! how cool is that! ok, for thouse of you who have noticed, its not exactly same letters just arranged backwards but thats the general pronounciation of it. Speaking of which: the same friend happened to tell me, in a conversation about what is the coolest foreign ...

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