I won a vibrator last week. It’s pink, big and really ugly looking. It has three speeds, operated by AA batteries. I think i’ll call it Hector. Keith Chegwin threw it at me. I dont know if any of you remember him. He was this family man kind of character on TV that used to do stuff for Comic Relief ...

I hate writing two updates in a row. But i want to write anyway, since everyone else is too busy. Bo! Dropped my Propaganda class, decided i couldnt be arsed with it. I have 30 pounds to last me till the 14th…can i manage it? place your bets now… Had a pretty heated talk in my seminar earlier about the ...

my throat hurts. make it go away mummy!!! being ill makes me grumpy. It makes me less tolerant of people. The world is full of wankers. I had media law again today, and we have to visit the Old Bailey in central at some point. He said if we’re lucky, we’ll get to watch a murder trial, ooooh!!! Gory goodness. ...

So Dan likes coffee. I like coffee too…mine’s milk and two sugars.Tim Tam too if your feeling generous. I remember those coffee filled mornings in English Lit class, where the only thing i feel that i learnt, was how to appreciate coffee. Forget the chimney representations in Nice Work, forget the sexual connotations in Tess of the D’urbervilles, i know ...

look at that! i am updating! so its been two weeks. English summers aren’t all that. In fact, it’s raining outside. I could almost pass off as being sensitive and poetic and meaningful as i sit here by the window watching the rain drizzle outside in Covent Garden. But i’m too shallow for that. Two weeks away, and it seems ...

harrow massiiiive in the house. psh. hidey-ho. So, i am here in front of a computer. it seems quite alien to me now. I have been shuttled back and forth between my mum’s place and my lickle house in harrow. It seems one week at my mum’s and i’m climbing the walls to leave again. DId i tell ou we ...

Pat: the UK isnt that bad. just dont bother venturing out of London. or any city. STAY AWAY FROM THE SUBURBS!….all suburbs are evil. Summer is strange. Its doing strange things to me, aand my friend’s heads. I went to check out my friend Laura and Hannah’s new house and every time i’ve, i never get any sleep. Anyway, my ...

I watched Zoolander earlier. It’s funny. i mean *reaally reaally reaally ridiculously* funny. One of my favourite movies of all time, and thats a pretty hard choice to make, is The Lost Boys. It’s so bad it’s good. Cuz i like vampire flicks, and i LOVE 80’s flicks, and this movie is both. Keifer Sutherland with a mullet…you know what? ...

I dont want to feel old. I dont want to think that the days of ‘constant partying’ as Pat puts it, are over. But if you think about it…maybe its the begining of the end of it for us?! Look at us all! most of us have found someone we could quite happily ‘settle’ with. Fun changes its meaning the ...

I’m Angela. I used to go to school with these fellas. I go to uni in London now. I get to play with cameras and stuff. I’m in Brunei for another few days. Summer rocks. I’m twenteen this year. I like Malibu and Coke. Ahh, cigarettes. Now thats something i can tell you about. Nothing wrong with Marlboro Lights. Or ...