Good Things 1. All the movies are realeased a lot earlier than a lot of other places. 2. You get lots of time on the internet 3. There are lots of hot chicks 4. There is a ski resort nearby to use 5. The school does lots of trips, i.e the golf course yeah…remember “Pat the Golfer” 6. Theres cheap ...

Just got back from a day out buying heaps of shit. I got myself a snowboard now, now I can be the king of the mountain. Edo says I only got one to impress chicks and look cool which is half true. Went to me first party in Canada last night. It was weird as some girl rings me up, ...

Day 5- The final chapter The last people on the island are Rod, Pat, Jamie and TimDog. Tension was high as this was the day when the winner would be decided; the prize to bash another FAT member of their choice. Tim was now smoking insects as he had got sick of leaves, he was also drinking muddy water in ...

Day 4 Today everyone had extreme hangovers and Dan had got alcohol poisoning and later died. Pat and Rod laughed again. The only person who was remotely feeling allright was Timdog who was so used to drinking, the previous day was just like another walk in the park for him. Sam was still sleeping in his pile of leaves/bugs and ...

Day 3 The wrestling match had sparked lots of anger in the group, mainly directed at Rod for his savage attacks. Dan even went so far to say “I am rather miffed at Rod”. Tim at this time had ran out of smokes and turned to smoking the local tree leaves. He became ill very soon, whilst Sam was doing ...

Day 2 After Matt left the island the tension was up on who would leave next. Matt was still not seen but rumoured to have been spotted humping a coconet tree, but that was Edo speaking so it is likely to be untrue. Tim was running out of cigarettes as he only brought twenty five packs to the island, but ...

Eight members of the fatwebsite.com are marrooned out on a desert island in the middle of the pacific ocean. These being edo the ho, pat potato, spandex mike, rod the pagan god, timdog, smokley, gecko jamie and extremely brown dan. Every day Pat will decide who will leave the island in this very unfair game. The winner will get to ...