Tim, Dan, Mike…all updating on the same page. Who woulda thunk it? This is soooo 1999. Anyway, I see everyone has a hard-on for Ghostworld which came to Australia a full 10 months after everywhere else. I haven’t seen it yet. Co-incidentally, we rented out Crumb in June which was the director’s Other Film but we didnt watch it because ...

It’s been over a year since I’ve done this. Blogging that is. For those keeping track, one not so special day in July, The FAT Website, a blog site I created, closed temporarily to change servers. Unfortunately, some diabolical pooshit stole my laptop. The rest of the monkeys on the site didn’t maintain the site and it folded in to ...

I’ve been back in Brunei for a weekend now. And it’s been brilliant. Friday night with best friends, girlfriends and milo at Jubilee and it was just like old times. Sitting around and doing fuck all. It was so good. Kate sat, looking beautiful and bitching about people (you know who you are). Tom paid out EVERYONE. He was on ...

www.thefatwebsite.co.uk is at war with www.hotjapati.cjb.net.  In the excitement, both sites will get an extra 20 hits. I don’t know about you, but www.hotjapati.cjb.net is one of the funniest sites I have ever read.  I was in fucking hysterics.  It’s one of the cleverest satire sites you can find on the internet.  All the updaters take the roles of loser ...

I feel naked.  Why are people talking about me? First, Rod’s update says that people whisper that I dress up in women’s clothing. Then Livie tells me that her site was censored by her school.  And they mentioned something about the FAT website too.  Well, since we have nothing to do with ISB, there’s nothing they can do (it’s sort ...

Hey, what a coincidence, I had the same argument with Rod like the one with his friend on the way back from the pub.  Rod was saying I shouldn’t get a tattoo of Kate on my arm.  What does he think he is?  My mom?  What a dick! I forgot to add the Vote button to my own site for ...

So we are saved.  Thanks to Bizzos and Marshmellows who will host us. So you can still read about our ‘wacky antics’ and ‘outrageous real life dramas’ that we can all relate to and spot members on the site who remind us of ourselves and friends that we know.  Incidentally, I spent 200 dollars on new DVDs today and Pat ...

Lisa, don’t stress.  Presented for the benefit of the FAT website readers attending the party on Saturday, here is her list of twenty rules to obey.  If you misbehave, Tom the Bouncer will nut-slap you in his spandex and throw you out the house. So here we go: Lisa’s House Party Rules Don’t drink too much Don’t do drugs Don’t ...

This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else.  This is Edo blogging as Sam. I noticed an interesting phenomenon this Sunday. It was the day after the ISB Disco.  I woke up and thought ‘shit, i can do everything’ and it was then that I noticed what i will refer to ...

This weekends lineup: Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll Party Alison and Lisa’s 100 People In Spandex Party Beer and Bandar Thursday. Translation:  This should be a good weekend for parties. So what to do until then?  Free time sucks.  I’m going out of my mind with boredom.  I need to do some work.  Or find a really really cool ...