My Weekend ========== An exciting dramatization of the weekend. By me. On Friday night, I went to some bar called Fuel with Shirley and Rob. Shirley does my hair and Rob has no hair. We were meeting my platonic partner in crime Polly (i wish crime had a silent ‘p’ at the start). We’d never actually been to Fuel before. ...

In commemoration of Pat’s friend who lost his index finger, I’d like all the readers to have a moments reflection about how precious their index finger is, the next time they: – Change channel – Scratch their butt – Use a computer – Finger a chick – Do the ‘pull my finger’ joke (though in hindsight, if they let you ...

It is so tempting to argue about football with Sam… but i fear for everyone else who doesnt support/follow football that it would be an immensly boring post… I was thinking… doesnt Mike look like an practicing Jew in his new picture… (this is not intended to be an insult to anyone by the way). I mean i know mum ...

On the last day of the holiday and the first day since my birthday where the shops were still open by the time I get up, I aquired the following: 1. Ghost World, the graphic novel 2. The Never Ending Story DVD 3. New pants! 4. A Gimley mug (it’s a big angry porcelain head of the dwarf from Lord ...

BACK TO SCHOOL DAY! The day certainly started well enough. I went to the Public Relations lecture in the morning and it was absolutely crazy! There was about 10 guys and 140 girls. Hot ones! Blonde ones! Red heads! Easy girls! Girls with big butts (I like big butts and I cannot lie)! I ran in to Sexy Emma from ...

I’m in! Embarrassingly, Edo caught me trying to guess my password… it wasn’t very successful. I’m Erin. Most people know me. For those who don’t, you haven’t missed anything we won’t catch up on. I enjoy heated debates with Sam almost as much as Annie does. I also quite like the Lion King and Powder finger. I have reciently had ...

My lord, that was excellent. The Season Finale of Buffy that is. I am such a sucker for All You Need Is Love storylines. I love Buffy. Not Sarah Michelle Gellar per se (too skinny), but the show is fucking marvellous. Though I can see how Series 7 will be the last since this one pretty much rounded out the ...

Polly made me a big cake this morning with a candle!! It made my day. Since Angela started it, I’m going to talk movies. Personally, I thought Zoolander was a lot like the Ali G movie. Make of that what you will. I have Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory on DVD. Its fucking marvelous. They have karaoke cuts of ...

Def Leppard doing free show in carpark for Super Walmart Opening Man, what happened!! It is quite gutting to see my favourite cock rock band being reduced to shit. On the other hand, it says a new album is out July 30th which is a good thing as long as it doesnt sound like Slang, one of the worst albums ...

– i don’t smoke so i can’t recommend any cigarettes. – the Lesbian Death angle obviously plays out on the next ep of Buffy so I won’t say much else till next Monday. – If I read Dan’s update right, I think he got laid. Not sure. I’ll read again. It’s sort of like Mulholland Drive or something. – My ...