I have this tooth-ache and it is ruining my holiday. I can’t eat ANYTHING! I would go get it sorted out at a dentist but I haven’t been to a dentist since 1991 so I’m worried that I’ll get in trouble. I spent yesterday at Unique Tattoos as Polly was getting some angel wings on her back which is ironic ...

“WWE pre-taped a segment for RAW earlier today that should have everyone talking tomorrow. The segment features Triple H going to cemetary where Katie Vick was buried. He digs out her casket, opens it, takes all her clothes off, takes his clothes off, then gets on top of the dead body.” – WrestlingObserver.com

i went in to town today and saw this bus absolutely DESTORY this van that ran a red light. it was like hollywood. the guys in the van didn’t die but they got bloodied up and their van rolled. i wonder if the people in the bus got their money back. i have tickets to mogwai. I’m torn as to ...

Ola, I have resently made a startling discovery about my school. It is in the form of a highly respected Dr. (well maths teacher anyway). It is not his strong scottish accent nor any physical deformaties that draws attention to him… in fact its better if you see for yourself…. I shit you not dudes. This new Maths teacher looks ...

The Spencer Tracy music video shoot starts in a couple of weeks! We’re not sure what we’re going to do with the video yet but the general idea might be to go for having the shoot in a bingo hall filled with old people and just filming their reactions. Old people are quite entertaining. They smell of wee and fall ...

I just got me a copy of DVD Profiler, so now I can channel the spirit of Justin’s updating style and do a post completely dedicated to DVDs. Here is my collection! According to DVD Profiler, I have spent $750 on Westerns. I think there’s been a mistake. New update on the main page later tonight. But first, I’m off ...

Homework is building up, which i am not happy about as it is taking a lot of my free time away from me. I have been attending school since i can remember, i cant see myself stopping for a long time, dammit more years of being a poor student. I’d like to point out, that i really enjoyed and appreciated ...

marvel at my newest shiny thing, NOW : i never knew having a steady weekly income could make me so happy. maybe there are benefits to capitalism after all. or at least having a job. i’ll have more photos of other statues that i will be purchasing. look for my hellblazer statue that should be arriving from the states in ...

I grabbed a round container in the cafeteria, hoping to get some bland fried rice into my system before my lowering blood sugar levels did my body irreparable harm. I felt nauseated, and I noticed that my hands were shaking. I rebuked myself mentally, and tried to stop the trembling, hoping that no one else had noticed my lack of ...

I made my big screen acting debut today when my role as John the HomoStonerPunk was screened to the second year drama film students. I don’t actually know what the title of the short film was. Despite my absolutely pants acting skills and my thoroughly unconvincing turn as a smoker, people bought it. Better yet, they gave me positive comments. ...