To deal with getting over Polly, I’m taking a break from having contact with her. Polly called using the excuse of it being ‘International Friend Day’ yesterday. It struck me how silly and bizarre this whole business has got. I act all moody and bitchy but occasionally I let slip and actually sound interested and cheerful. I’m working on it. ...

Man, I’m in a rut. I can’t do my work for some reason. I’m suffering from major procrastination and if I don’t do anything this weekend then I’m in the poo. It took me like 10 weeks of school to notice there’s a hot girl in my Broadcast Workshop class. Ten weeks! No wonder some people think I’m gay. I ...

i stayed in bed for ages today, and no showed at uni. It was one of those days where u just couldnt be bothered. It was pouring with rain, i was in a foul mood, i couldnt decide whether these past couple of weeks have been good or not, and i just wanted to hide under my duvet like i ...

Go to this link here to see who the Playboy Girl of the Month was on your birthday. I’m pretty happy with mine. Not bad at all.

RELEGATED. It doesn’t really get much worse does it? I mean, you’re pissed off when you’re team under-performs. Or if they finish midtable. Or if they squander a cup final. But relegation is something no one should have to witness their team go through. And the realisation that all the great players don’t really have much choice but to leave ...

Everybody think happy positive thoughts for Westham today. Today is the day of reckoning. And very quickly: On Friday I started boxing again. Using a new technique called ‘Mentally envisioning people I want to destroy’ made things a lot easier than normal. The fact that lots of people have pissed me off recently made it even easier. The Hulk Up ...

After finishing school, being flat out broke, having my girlfriend dumping me, and having my parents giving me shit, understandably i was in a foul mood. When it rains, it pours i guess. Sam and Edo will probably agree. So now i have a full-time job….working at kohlar (www.kohlar.com). Some huge ass American corporation that has a production plant in ...

So I started the Hulk Up program today. I guess I need to go and buy some scales now. But as of last week, I was a miserable 66kg. So, Giant MegaMass 5000 then. It says you take three generous scoops of powder, three times a day, every day. EVERY DAY. That’s a fucking lot. The reasoning behind taking so ...

So yesterday I went to the zoo to shoot an assignment. It was a pretty wretched job. The sound equipment didn’t work properly and the animals were in a shitty mood. They kept turning away from the camera as soon as we turned it on. I swear 80% of our shots are of animal ass. Two of the girls in ...

This is a numbers and figures post. Now, then. Long time readers of our site back when it was The FAT Website will remember a site that went up called Bangkingz which was a total rip-off of the layout and format of our site. Which is understandable since we’re pretty groovy and who wouldn’t want a piece of the action ...