Some website went to the trouble of screen-capping all the bizarre typos and interpretations of dialogue from an Asian bootleg copy of Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers Extended Edition. link. Enjoy.  

Yesterday at work when they announced that Christopher Reeves died at 52, someone commented that he must have eaten too many fetuses. And everyone burst in to solid laughter for a good couple of minutes. *sheds a tear away* Damn, that was a good episode of Southpark. I think I’ll watch the Superman DVD sometime soon as a tribute sort ...

When suffering blog rust…rely on the ever trusty gimmick post: More pics should be up soon (possibly by the time you read this) and the last of the other stuff, i.e Pat’s page, Matt’s page, films, games and rants pages. I swapped shifts and got tomorrow off work so I can watch the Italy game. Yay! Its my first Euro ...

Hey Everyone, I thought I’d better update while everyone else was in the routine so that I won’t look bad and I can’t really stand the idea of having Matt’s post at the top of the page. Hopefully I’ll add the last page(s) to the History of the FAT Website tonight and maybe even start posting some reviews and the ...

“Life happens when you stop blogging about it” – Dan, www.syntheticfantasy.com Spy Magazine has been down for the better part of a month now and I know for a fact that we have lots of stories to share with one another. I know we’ve had some romance blossoming, some heartache, a graduation, a band being reformed and some hang gliding. ...

Hey there. It’s been a while hasn’t it? Work on Spy Magazine Part Deux and the new FAT website project will commence soon. Speaking of work, I’m still looking for it here in sunny Melbourne. I’m feeling a little sheepish wandering around with my little piece of paper that reads Mass Comm graduate. Maybe I should’ve taken accounting or something ...

What a quiet weekend it was at Spy Magazine. Nary a single post in the blog and the only activity to be seen was some puzzle games in Mr Shaper’s thread in the forum. But I can tell you emphatically that it was quite a fruitful weekend for yours truly. I got the news that my girlfriend will be coming ...

Erin told me that she heard on the radio that the bombing in Spain happened exactly nine hundred and eleven days after the World Trade Center bombing. Isn’t that odd? I’m not sure what to think. There’s a million and one weird little notes I’ve heard about the various Al Qaeda attacks. I’m sure you’ve all heard the one where ...

“Bah gawd! That human body has been broken in half! His face is a crimson mask!” It’s Wrestlemania Weekend in Reynard Street and testosterone is running high. Erin left to hang out with her folks and left me, Matt and Mike to our own devices. So we’ve been eating pizza and watching lots of wrestling to count down to the ...

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