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OMG WTF BBQ

What is your definition of jealously? mine: last night (saturday) was immensly uneventful. i did absolutly nothing. how seriously depressing. Although at 1am i was woken up by a phonecall from my friend Tim. He asked me what i was up to and i said fuck all, hoping he would then invite me out. but no. he then proceeded to ...

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Go on, say ‘beer can’ in a Jamaican accent

o who would have ever imagined this day would come… i have finally finished my school; forever! mind you all of the others on this site have so i guess it dont mean shit to you. but anyway, this is my moment and i aint gonna sell it short. Holy Shit!! i’ve finished school!! argh! how surreal! i’m gonna put ...

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What a funny language we life in

Yesterday my friend came up with the most outstanding revelation. Jesus backwards is sausage!! how cool is that! ok, for thouse of you who have noticed, its not exactly same letters just arranged backwards but thats the general pronounciation of it. Speaking of which: the same friend happened to tell me, in a conversation about what is the coolest foreign ...

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il campioni dell italia samo noi!!

for the second year in a row Juventus have won the Seria A…. WOOHOO! this makes me brim with pride and all i can add to that is simply: Bring on Real Madrid, you overpaid arogant fuckers. moving on… my first exam starts tomorow. it a french oral and so i have to learn how to speak fluent french in ...

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Here today, gone late today

so i cut my hair again… quite dramatically this time. The plan was originally to look like Chris Number 2 from Anti-flag.. however my friend (who was cutting) had different ideas and thus gave me a mohawk… i thought it was pretty fucking sweet, unfortunatly my school didnt. i was forced to shave it off, so that is the reason ...

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Two minutes to midnight

Unlike sam i was not promised anal rapage if i did not write about my weekend… but i will cover it quickly anyway. Friday: got to friends party. got really drunk. got with some girl. got high. got hungry. got sleepy. Saturday: went to watch X2 … orgasmic! this is a seriously bad ass film. Went to a show where ...

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Waaah!

so many updates today! something must be wrong. I’m only updating to say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY ERIN! … i dont know yours and Mike’s number so i cant call to wish you happy birthday so here’s to you! take my Karma away! i dare you! out.

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Will I grow up to be as cool as Brian Bothwell?

holiday finished… dam. however i do have a few decent activities lined up for the next couple of weeks: – 3 partys – going to the zoo – punk show – finding/making an Xman costume – dressing up as an X-man – going to watch X-men2 and a couple of final exams thrown in there too. This Xmen thing all ...

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When life sucks, put on foreign subtitles

I’m gonna attempt to make this site slightly move uplifting than it has been recently. but first off: Edo, i’m sorry dude. i’ll give you a call on wednesday when i get back to england (if i can) maybe it’ll help you out. Sam, dude… that fucking sucks. but just ride the bad times dude, it’ll kick into place soon ...

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Feel the flow working

i feel really uncomfortable with this post. to be honest i hadnt checked the site for a few days… cause frankly i thought that there would be no updates (are there ever?). but oh boy was i wrong! now i just plain dont know what to write about… happy? sad? fuck it, i’ll give something a go: i dont know ...

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