Burnt and wasted. I lie as an insect does, the inside of my head a shell. A muscle on the back of my finger twitches, one beside my nose. My eyelid begins to flicker. I’m thinking that the bottle of Rumba looks almost transparent enough to see the level of liquid inside, I’m thinking of ways to survive for a ...

Unfortunately, I can’t take Mike’s example and write about bathtubs, blood that won’t go to the proper places and dogs breaking stuff. I thought Scarlett Johanssen to be more desirable than Thora Birch in Ghost World myself. Maybe it’s the fact that she’s more conventionally pretty than Thora. I dunno. Thora does have some nice outfits in the movie though. ...

I’ll have to get used to this again. Since TFW underwent rigor mortis, I’ve only been used to writing for myself. Self-inflation in an online journal detailing the life of Me. Which wasn’t necessarily a bad thing. I suppose life’s changed since then. I left Brunei, started university and am currently doing a Media Studies course. I’m hoping to add ...

6:45AM I wake up and drag myself out of bed. 7:30AM I take Sophie to work, and I prepare for my end-of-semester Psychology exam at 9:30 9:00AM Arrive at uni. Bitch about how awful this semester’s been with Hayley and Renee in the uni refectory. 9:40AM Do the exam. Oh My God! I do the two-hour exam in twenty minutes ...

Now, before I start, I’d like to apologise profusely to any and all who read this site, and to the other members for not posting anything these past…bloody hell! 13 days? The FTP program that I was using (Cute FTP, full version) suddenly kicked the bucket and refused to connect to the ftp server. And now, for some reason it ...

Just because you’re the webmaster of this page doesn’t mean you’re infallible, Edo. Geez, some people get the craziest ideas in their heads nowadays. If you’d’ve put Rod’s update into context correctly you would have noticed that he was talking about one of my links in the sidebar of my DiscoFrog site. Since when have I used the word ‘obsoletion’ ...

After reading about Edo’s difficulties with the server (yes, I do have access to the site mail as well) I didn’t want to post again until it had moved to its new home. Shows how strong my resolve is. I’m feeling depressed. But I feel a bit better because my sister gave me one of those cheap gummi things. You ...

Normally I’d be saying some cryptic comment, or discussing the joys of English Literature essays, but I’m just completely defeated at the moment. Not only am I still suffering from the ravages of post-flu-turned-chest-cold afflictions, but my entire foot seems to be in pain. I seemingly twisted it at an obscene angle last Wednesday when doing long jump for the ...

This blog was taken from a week where The FAT Website staff were blogging as someone else.  This is Dan blogging as Rod. As I was musing through the mysteries of existence and endeavouring to answer the questions that incessantly plagued my weary mind, it occurred to me to forego such pedantic matters and that an update for the hideously ...

Almost everyone (alright, fine, everyone) I know has the opinion that Brunei is somewhat….boring. Lacking in the social department. Dull. What people don’t realise are the things that make Brunei so unique, and hence…interesting? Heaven forbid. Humorous? Unlikely. Exciting? Yes, that’s definitely pushing it a little, but, hey, it makes for interesting reading. Take this guy for example. Steve. A ...