Waaah! What a gangsteeeeer! Yesterday, I dyed my hair. School is going to go apeshit, I can feel it already. Oh well, it washes out in 100 washes. they can make me do one of two things. One is take a lot of showers, or the other is either dye it out or shave it off. Neither of which I ...

Well, for those of you who don’t know. At the moment I am in the Mediterranean country of Lebanon. It borders Syria and just north of Israel. I have been here for almost a month now and can say with some conviction that the place is absolutely psycho. The drivers are just crazy! It seems to make no difference that ...

An Oakley Family Christmas Well another year over, another Christmas and new year flown by as we all sit back in out lazy boys and say “Where did the year go eh?” and then we all hmm and ahh about how quickly it went. To be honest with you, I have to agree that I am one of the millions ...

Hey, Sorry it’s been a while. Front page is fucked so I have to do this update in HTML, my full apologies if it fucks everything up. I tried, also ignore any spelling or grammer errors as I can’t check em. But then, if you have ever read anything Pat has written it is unlikely that you would notice them ...

I have just got an email from my father telling me that I woun’t be going to Uni next year, I’ll have to take a year out…whether I like it or not. It is so screwed. I had to explain to our “Year Level Co-ordinator” (read slackass), that I didn’t need him to write a personal statement of bullshit about ...