It’s been a while since I kept y’all informed on my life across the pond, so here goes…I am going to attempt to write this post like a newspaper, coz I am odd like that. Breaking News: I went to Lagwagon and Pulley in Ventura last night and quite honestly, I am still quite deaf. I can’t hear jack shit. ...

Tuesday was a bad day I found out one of my best friends’ (Barbie) brother (who in in Iraq) got hit by a landmine. For all of Tuesday I was not sure if he was alive of dead. He is 20 years old Today, was a good day. I found out that Seanessey is alive, hes pretty badly shaken up, ...

Edo threatened me with anal savagery if I didn’t write in the blog about the weekend. Friday night was insane. I had like 8 people all calling me wanting to hang out. So I had to coordinate a way in which I was not letting anyone down, but at the same time, not spending my entire night in a car. ...

– warning: this is a long ass, pissey, moaney rant, so if you are in a good mood, don’t read it. – I can’t get my shit together. I don’t know why, I just can’t fucking sort myself out. I have so much shit going on right now, and somehow I can’t make any of it work. Lets work through ...

I will begin this post with a couple of lines from the Vandals: I’m in love, I just can’t wait, toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight I HAVE A DATE! Yes, i have a date. Like a real live date. I met this girl in my English class, and her name is Aleah, and she is loaded, drives an SUV, and rides horses for a ...

Hola Long time no blabber into blog section. Well, the USA hasnt changed much. I am still searching for a job, quite unsucessfully. One would think that there would be a nice little telemarketing job out there, to pay me a nice $700-$1000 a week, but no! So yeah, I am still living on shoe strings, which is not fun. ...

Hola Long time no blabber into blog section. Well, the USA hasnt changed much. I am still searching for a job, quite unsucessfully. One would think that there would be a nice little telemarketing job out there, to pay me a nice $700-$1000 a week, but no! So yeah, I am still living on shoe strings, which is not fun. ...

You know what I had the misfortune to hear today? I heard “We Did It Again” by Metallica featuring Ja-Rule and Swiss B. I feel like my ears have been violated. I really can’t find any words to describe how horrible it is. For those of you with fast net connections, go ahead and download it and see what you ...

I am not dead. Not quite anyway. I spent christmas in the UK, coz my Dad was getting married and so I was required to attend. But I did get to see loads of me old mates so thats cool, coz I really miss all those English fools. I am now however, back in the good auld U S of ...

It amuses me that Matt thinks he is doing something original by dying his hair blue. Especially since this whole hair thing started coz matt said he had done his red, and I said I was glad I had changed mine to blue so we didnt look like red haired losers. I turn your attention to the opening line of ...